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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.
He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just
normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now
Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it
along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he
had won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only
me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat
special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!
Now, complaining cus u dont have any friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat
room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only
have 1 hour if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
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♫if you could, and you would♫ ♫would you be my best friend♫ ♫i need somebody, somebody to love me☺4 ☺4we could, and we would be together forever♫ ♫nothing can break us apart♫ ♫feeling
WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WASHED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY. SEND THIS TO EVRYONE U LOVE INCLUDING ME. IF U SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 MINUTES, THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER "I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU! Today is love your friends day. Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then you're LOVED"
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♫if you could, and you would♫ ♫would you be my best friend♫ ♫i need somebody, somebody to love me☺4 ☺4we could, and we would be together forever♫ ♫nothing can break us apart♫ ♫feeling
Teacher: "Alright Brian, what is the plural for "moose"?
Brian: "MOOSEN! I saw a flock of MOOSEN! There are many of 'em. Many much, MOOSEN. Especially out in the woods, in the woodes, in the WOODSEN! The meese want the foodsen. Foods it to eatin izzit. Meese want to eetin izzit!!"
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♫if you could, and you would♫ ♫would you be my best friend♫ ♫i need somebody, somebody to love me☺4 ☺4we could, and we would be together forever♫ ♫nothing can break us apart♫ ♫feeling
Teacher: Well Brian, it's i before e, EXCEPT after c, and when sounding like "a" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!
Brian: ohhh... that's a HARD rule... that's a rough rule...
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♫if you could, and you would♫ ♫would you be my best friend♫ ♫i need somebody, somebody to love me☺4 ☺4we could, and we would be together forever♫ ♫nothing can break us apart♫ ♫feeling
"Yeah, I remember the day the science project was due, waking up that morning, that was fun, huh? Your head would popo off your pillow; "Oh no. That's due today! I had nine months to work on it I did NOTHING!" Then you come to school, you're scared, because you don't have anything good, and you find out that all the other kids, their parents MADE theirs for 'em, I hated that! they're backing them in on flat-bed truck... This one kid didn't even know hot to zip up his own pants but he built a VOLCANO! Well how'd ya swing THAT?
I didn't know what to do for my project so I got a paper cup, filled with dirt. just hoping the teacher would know I'm an idiot and walk on past me. Y'know, just as long as I was holding somethin.
"Whacha got there, Brian?"
"It's a cup of dirt... just put an F on that so UI can go home..."
"Well explain it!"
"Well it's a cup.. withdirt IN IT. I call it cup of dirt! You should move on now, just, move on down the line, there."
That's about all I remember from that routine... XD
from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say
it to your self 6 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll
down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.
He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just
normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now
Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it
along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he
had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only
me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat
special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!
Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat
room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only
have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
--
♫if you could, and you would♫
♫would you be my best friend♫
♫i need somebody, somebody to love me☺4
☺4we could, and we would be together forever♫
♫nothing can break us apart♫
♫feeling
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♫if you could, and you would♫
♫would you be my best friend♫
♫i need somebody, somebody to love me☺4
☺4we could, and we would be together forever♫
♫nothing can break us apart♫
♫feeling
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Brian: "MOOSEN! I saw a flock of MOOSEN! There are many of 'em. Many much, MOOSEN. Especially out in the woods, in the woodes, in the WOODSEN! The meese want the foodsen. Foods it to eatin izzit. Meese want to eetin izzit!!"
Teacher: "Brian, Brian! ... You're an imbicile."
Brian: "Imbuculen!"
Teacher: "What, are you speaking German Brian?"
Bian: "German, GERMAIN! Germain, JACKSON! Jackson, jacksonen CHEETO!"
Teacher: "Bian, what the hell are ya talking about?"
Brian: "I dunno. I dunno, really."
(quoted from a comedy routine)
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♫if you could, and you would♫
♫would you be my best friend♫
♫i need somebody, somebody to love me☺4
☺4we could, and we would be together forever♫
♫nothing can break us apart♫
♫feeling
Brian: uhh... I before e... always.
Teacher: What are you, an idiot, brian?
Brian: Apparently!
Teacher: Well Brian, it's i before e, EXCEPT after c, and when sounding like "a" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!
Brian: ohhh... that's a HARD rule... that's a rough rule...
that was even funnier!!
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♫if you could, and you would♫
♫would you be my best friend♫
♫i need somebody, somebody to love me☺4
☺4we could, and we would be together forever♫
♫nothing can break us apart♫
♫feeling
"Yeah, I remember the day the science project was due, waking up that morning, that was fun, huh? Your head would popo off your pillow; "Oh no. That's due today! I had nine months to work on it I did NOTHING!" Then you come to school, you're scared, because you don't have anything good, and you find out that all the other kids, their parents MADE theirs for 'em, I hated that! they're backing them in on flat-bed truck... This one kid didn't even know hot to zip up his own pants but he built a VOLCANO! Well how'd ya swing THAT?
I didn't know what to do for my project so I got a paper cup, filled with dirt. just hoping the teacher would know I'm an idiot and walk on past me. Y'know, just as long as I was holding somethin.
"Whacha got there, Brian?"
"It's a cup of dirt... just put an F on that so UI can go home..."
"Well explain it!"
"Well it's a cup.. withdirt IN IT. I call it cup of dirt! You should move on now, just, move on down the line, there."
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